Monday, July 13, 2009

Wecome to the first Church of Arceus

All hail our galactic goat father ov 1,000 arms. Father ov time, Father ov space, Father of Azathoth, origin ov origins, the alpha and the omega, holy white sheep ov the woods with infinite young. creator ov origins, creator ov the heavens, creator ov the outer gods. God of the Behemoth and Leviathan. God ov gods, Lords ov lords, God ov the Yellow sign..

In the beginning.. The original one was hatched from an egg that would burst to create darkness. Within this darkness The original one created light, matter and soon... souls. To help the original one run his creation, The original one created Giratina, offering him control over time and space. With control over these immense powers, Giratina destroyed anything and tried to overthrow The original one. Because of this The original one banished Giratina to another dimension, stripping him of these powers and demoting him to the hardest job of stabilizing the universe by monitoring antimatter, the antithesis to the material world that The original one's next creations would govern. Thus The original one learned to never have these forces meet. And so The original one created two new beings to help stabilize the universe; Dialga- ruler of time, and Palkia- ruler of space and with them, time and space began to flow. And to give them reliability, The original one created 3 more beings. Azelf- Being of willpower, Mesprit- Being of emotion, and Uxie- Being of Knowledge.
To house these 6 beings, The original one created a star and gave it gravity. And around this star, 10 spheres of matter was made from the star pulling in debris of Giratina's destruction. These spheres of debris would soon pull into each other to the point of being stable enough to walk on. Out of these 10 spheres, The original one picked the two spheres that wasn't too hot or too cold. The smaller of these two soon to be planets, would house The original one's helpers and himself. The larger one would house what life his new creation would make. This new creation would soon be the mother of all the life that will be born years to come. This mother was named Mew. As The original one was making his planet inhabitable, he created 3 more beings to make the larger planet inhabitable. The original one created Kyogre to create the oceans by having it create endless rain storms. To create more living space The original one created Groudon. To make life inhabitable by spreading Kyogre's rain clouds by causing a drought . To keep these two forces intact, The original one created Rayquaza to make an atmosphere and from above monitor the land and seas. To help Groudon and his efforts, the original one created Regigigas out of rocks, ice, and magma who would pull the continents together. And to guard and stabilize these efforts, Regigigas created 3 golems from within himself; Regice, Regirock, & Registeel. To help Kyogre and his efforts, The original one created Lugia to protect Kyogre and keep piece within the seas. To guard and stabilize Kyogre's efforts, Lugia created 3 birds to keep the weather stable; Articuno, Zapdos, & Moltres. To help Rayquaza and his efforts, The original one created Ho-Oh to help keep the piece. While doing this, Ho-Oh saw 3 of Mew's spawn burned in a tower that was Lugia's resting place. This fire was an accident caused by Groudon's presence. Ho-Oh then revived the 3 beasts but doing so they would have to agree to help Ho-Oh's efforts by keeping the weather on the land stable to prevent this from happening again. To rise from these ashes of death were; Suicune, Entei, & Raikou. From this event, The original one created Celebi to guard the forests from destruction and gave it the gift of time travel to reverse damages. Then Lugia fled to a new home in an island in the ocean made of red and white coral. 6 days have past since the creation of the this planet. The Pokemon began to tire from their roles. Due to this the Pokemon began to rest but made their last efforts into creating 3 more beings. Rayquaza, Ho-oh, and his 3 beasts created Shaymin to cleanse the air and bring color to the land. Kyogre, Lugia, and his 3 birds created Manaphy to protect the waters. Groudon, Regigigas, and his golems created Heatran to control the magma flows. Meanwhile; The original one finished creating his planet and grew tired. Before he could rest- one of the most outer formed planets was thrown off balance and was heading towards Mew's planet. Knowing how weak the rest of the Pokemon were and that Dialga and Palkia were missing, The original one used the last of his energy to save the endangered planet. The mighty one rammed right towards this meteor of a planet, destroying fragments of his body and pulverizing the meteor planet into trillions of fragments that would soon destroy all of The original one's efforts to his newly hand made biosphere. The shockwave from this distorted time and space for a brief moment and could be seen through out the galaxy. After the collision The original one went into eternal sleep (a coma) and was retrieved by Palkia. During the night of this 7th day, the Pokemon of the spared world built a giant Grave, a tomb for their sleeping God on the top of Mt. Coronet. But then the mourning and tears from all of the children of The original one had made a new creation from within The original one's body. This creature rose as Jirachi, a soul who was a final gift from the fallen God. The tomb was then sealed to an unknown dimension by Palkia for protection. From the chaos of the meteor impact, Giratina's Distortion World had been accumulating unstable energy. The berserk power of this energy would soon split into two creating Cresselia & Darkrai


As the shards of the destroyed outer planet still remain by the planet what we would now call Mars, fragments of it would eventually hit the Mew planet what we would now call Earth billions of years later. The future collision would wipe out species of Pokemon such as Omanyte, Kabuto, Armaldo, Shieldon and others.
In the end, Lugia went into slumber, Ho-Oh searched the world of pure hearts, Regigigas was locked away by his golems, and the rest is history.

HAIL ARCEUS!!
http://groups.myspace.com/CHURCHovARCEUS

174 comments:

  1. You can't spell of and arceus is just a game character not a mighty ruler.

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  2. Thou shalt not underestimate the powe of the mighty Arceus, the sacred being.

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  3. i remade it to make it way different from the first

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  4. Well.. a few comments on this.. I was led here from a link someone posted on facebook,

    I'm atheist, but I can respect those opinions of those who aren't and let them be. I don't go off making fun of those who have different beleifs, I could care less who thinks what.

    but this?.. It's pretty odd, I've got to say.

    Pokemon is a nice game. A game with lots of game mechanics, and more to it if you have patience and serous enough about it.

    But I still say, it's not good to over obssess about something. Same with anime, or anything in your life.

    I see so many people who over obssess with anime, and/or start to "fall in love" with characters, and such. Some just say comments that are creepy beyond beleif. Such as "OHH I LOVE LELOUCH SO MUCH! I WANT HIM TO BEAR MY CHILDREN"

    I don't think that's ok to think, Haha.
    But I leave the people be.
    All I'm saying is, this is kinda going overboard to the extreme with the "Arceus God Creator" thing. And don't take this as if I am flaming, or bashing you, or your entire post. I'm just stating my own opinions.

    Everyone's got their own opinion eh?
    Only good thing is, you must have alot of pateince and creativity to make a story, or even post this huge thing about this..
    Even though, I, (and as well as maybe some other people) think this is overboard.

    Eh, good luck with it. I'm bored and making posts on the internet, haha. See ya.

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    1. This could be seen as a form of Atheism, actually, a parody religion just like Pastafarianism. Anyways good luck having no soul.

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    2. Overboard? There was once Greek religion- it turned to mythology, there was once Scandinavian religion - it turned to mythology - all of them having a god creator diety...

      Of course we would not believe by heart that these stories are true, yet we still preserve and read them for amusement.

      They are literature, they contain creative imagination, there is NO such thing as overboard imagination

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  5. All Hail our Glorious Father Arceus,
    I shall befall upon thy soul till the never ending reaches of space oh mighty Arceus!!!

    ALL OF YOU KNEEL BEFORE THE MASTER!!!!!

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    1. ...What if Arceus was able to evolve? What would it look like?

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    2. Arceus is a combonation of chuck norris and a great white. if he wanted to evolve he could, but he doesnt really need to.

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  6. Fuck you damm religious Fanatic

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  7. you be quiet pity full human, you shall die and kneel before the mighty Arceus soon enough!!!
    (Evil Laugh) *HAHAHAHA*

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  8. Suck a sausage you Arceus groupie SKANK!!!
    ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

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    1. I would tell you to go suck your own but you probably already do all day every day. Stop hatin on the most awesomest religion ever!

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  9. Wow, what's with all the Hate?
    This is a pretty good telling of how the pokemon world was made using information from the games.
    I'm pretty sure it's just fun from someone who really thought about what's happened from the first games till the recent ones.
    Heck, once White & Black come out there can probably be an excerpt about light & darkness with the new Legendary monsters.
    But if this is more than just a fun telling of the creation of pokemon, like an actual religion, that is kinda weird o(>w<)o
    I like it though, it makes good sense of all the Legendary monsters up to this point.

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  10. I'm sure this was all made in good fun, not to be considered actual religion, but just to tell how the Pokemon world was created. If this a religion someone is following...well...I have nothing more to say...

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  11. what's pokemon? is that like beer?

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    1. You poor video game deprived soul.

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  12. Why do people do this non senseless things? so what do you think of now? praising Arceus? WTH!
    we all know that this is just for fun :) i even liked the story though, you should not praise or idolize anyone but our real God and not just "POKEMON GOD" ... Have you seen the image? it symbolizes the Pentagram which means The |Demon.\\ don't get brain washed by this. ahahaha.

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    1. Amen Brother! Exactly what i was thinking!

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    2. You just don't know the true faith yet. This guy probably worships Giratina.

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    3. The pentagram isn't a symbol of Satan or of demons. It's a symbol of the five elements, of love, light, and the Goddess. Satanists stole it from us.

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    4. The symbol of Satan is a pentagram, dumbs, but turned upside down, and inside a circunference. The satanists didn't stole the symbol they just see it as a representation of the five wounds of Jesus.

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    5. The Call of Cthulhu game for Xbox puts the pentagram in positive light. There is a symbol in this game called the Elder Sign, which is used as a save point. Elder Signs (which look like flaming eyes) surrounded by a pentagram will never have cthulhu creatures in their vicinity. The game even states that the Elder Pentagram unnerves cthulhu creatures.

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    6. So you're telling us which god we should and shouldn't worship and that we should only worship the real one? ....um.

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    7. It's funny how Christians tell everyone to follow one god. Everyone can have different beliefs. Some people find life meaning in video games, stop hating on them! In my personal opinion, the God that Christianity says is real seems to be a far-fetched idea on what a God would be like. Besides, some Christians are hypocrites!

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  13. I am so converting to this. :D

    But what about Ladias and Ladios?

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    1. ...there just there because mew was bored maybe?

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  14. surely the story goes that Arceus was lonely, despite the presence of Dialga, Palkia and the Lake Guardians, so the D,P and the LGs created Heatran to make planets for Arceus to create life. And eventually,a group of pokemon called humans (who where adept in most pokemon moves, and having several different forms and types) started using tools to place themselves above normal pokemon. seeing this, Arceus removed their pokemon powers, restricting them from all but a few pokemon moves (splash, tackle, bounce, most kicking moves, weak variant of psychic) but let some humans of pure heart retain moves such as Aura Sphere.
    There concludes my contribution

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  15. lol someone WOULD make a religion based on a pokemon character, and use the inverted pentagram to try and be cool, and incorporate it into this.
    i really hope this is a joke, or someone needs help. who am i kidding, all religion is a complete joke, you all need help :P

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  16. You should have a HAIL LUGIA blogspot page. If there was a battle between arceus and lugia, lugia would totally win! LUGIA 4EVUR!!!!!

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  18. what about mew? you just said 'ho-oh saw some mew spawn' but nothing about where mew comes from. BTW,this is the most stupid idea i HAVE EVER SEEN!

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  19. Pikachu is Arceus's twin brother so they should be joint alpha being,with Rayquaza,then turtwig and giratina mix.They should b d pokemon gods and suicune should be there somewhere and so should Raikou Entei and Dialga and lugia and Palkia




    Everybody's entitled to their own opinion

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    1. ok i agree with that last bit but the first part you kinda lost me

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    2. You idiot, pikachu is not arceus's twin brother. all because he is the series mascot doesn't mean he's the brother of arceus.

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  20. enyway why did the original arceus HAVE to die i mean REALY!and again....pikachu is not arceuses twin!they dont evan look alike!palkia thank you for saving the first arceus and this church of arceus!anonymous look at my messege i sent above this messege.

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    1. one, you have no spaces in new sentences. two, you are probably a idiot five year old kid. and you didn't even spell the word anyway correctly... :/

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    2. you're spelling is just as bad, dick

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  21. congrats LORI!you voted....with powers of time intense strangth!DIALGA!

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  22. congrats EVAN!you voted....with powers of time intense strangth!DIALGA!

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  23. congrats RILEY!you voted....who shaped the universe and extreme srangth!ARCEUS!

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  24. congrats BRAD!you voted....who shaped the universe and extreme strangth!ARCEUS!

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  25. only 1 vote left!so far ACEUS is winning!lets look at the standards.......3 for team arceus......0 for poor team giritina.....catching up with 2!team dialga!vote now before time runs out!

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  26. oh ya anonymous about this being lame.SHUT UP BECAUSE THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. somebody has a bad idea of this @$#%^@ thing!

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  28. congrats RAY!you voted.....who shaped the universe and extreme stragth ARCEUS!

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  29. i can contact arceus so anyone who needs to send a message to him tell me

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  30. hmm......... What about
    Latios, Latias, Humans, Rotomb, Phione, Ditto, Deoxys, Victini, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Tornadus, Thundurus, Landorus, Kyurem, Reshiram, And Zekrom??? Or are they deep roots of mew?

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    1. Gen 5 doesn't really exist. Think of it as dimensional cancer that just mutated from the previous ones and spread through the Entralink.

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    2. Yup. you heard it here first, dimensional cancer.

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  31. And another thing- The all powerful one is just the pokemon with the best stats.
    And to say i have a few add-ons like arceus is mcdonalds, wal-mart, and japan in the 2011 form. Once the old profecie comes about the world's end, the 3 great powers shall join and each store is a plate, while japan gives form to arceus, and wal-mart gives spirit, and McDonalds gives matter.

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  32. i am a arceus expert!ask me something!anyway arceus.......arceus..........the origanal one is a pokemon made in a zero point zero dimension!i mean there was NOTHING!!!!

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  33. arceus is a good pokemon but he cant controll all pokemon!giratina.dialga.captive pokemon!

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  34. ask me about pokemon!i will teach you!

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  35. im in 10am to 12 35am 3 4 and 5 pm.if im not there by then i apologize.pokemon school.pokemon enrichment and pokemon raising!

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  36. Oh mighty arceus who lives today! to the origanal one that we no longer see.WHAT! people like poems!anyway... will the sun set or rise!will the golden light shine again!

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    1. erm, did anyone else click this insane man's name? he was most of the comments in a whole section of this, the "contest" or, "big battle" was made completely by this guy. every contestant was him making up a random name. and for Arceus sake, he made the comment saying that this was bad just so that he could make himself look good when he said it was good again.

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  37. Origanal one how i miss you!(sob) i loved you so much!(sobing again) ive looked in to the reset cable! Its broken you all! help me please help me and we all can fix it! Ignat and everyone else we can bring him back! so...please! Help me!

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    1. five year olds, always overreacting

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  38. ummm...if this is actually meant to be a REAL religion...then you are LOCO!! THIS IS GOING OVERBOARD!!

    BUT...if this is just for fun and you trying to put together the legends of the Pokemon game then...GOOD JOB!! though you missed some legendaries, this is still great!! (if this is just for fun, if not then you loco!)

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  39. Obviously, this is not meant to be a real religion, think of it as more of a Fan-Fic.
    I for one, love this story, it's really clever and the person who made all of this must have been an avid fan, as everything in this 'creation story' makes sense and fits perfectly!

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  40. lol this is good.... rather strange though...i hope the person who did this was just kidding

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  41. I like the idea you had, and it brings a little more light to the question of where Pokemon (Specifically legendary Pokemon )came from, but I just think... I just HOPE that this is just something you had fun with, NOT that you actually BELIEVE in this like a religion....... um... yeah.................

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  42. I have just lost faith in all humanity reading this...

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    1. In Soviet Russia, humanity lost faith in you. Trololol

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  43. where is generation 5 pkmn?????????????????

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  44. DIALA was so scared on GIRATINA!!!!!!!!!!!! and what are you talking about ARCEUS is not the mighty ruler.....ARCEUS is the mighty ruler of the POKEMON WORLD!!!!!!!!

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  45. and that was a very good information but that guy was right...where is the 5th generation pokemons????

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  46. B/W was made in 2011, this blog in 2009

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  47. NO arceus is only the second everyone knows mew is the best and strongest

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    1. All evidence says you are wrong. even though mew transforms, Arceus could probably avoid enough attacks, and power through with his incredible defense stat until Mew ran out of his 5 PP from transform. and Arceus can learn recover, and though mew can then use it too, it is once again only 5 PP compared to the normal 10 PP of the move. And if you dont want me to keep talking about stats and sh**, then let's just turn to the Pokemon world for evidence. Arceus could banish mew to the distortion world. if mew defeated Giratina, Arceus could summon Dialga & Palkia for a 2 on 1. if from some miracle, mew got past that, how would Mew have the strength to defeat Arceus?

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  48. Nah, those are just pokemon and its just sorta a game or anime....I love tht in Pokemon B/W is giving away free arceus in feb. 2012 in pokemon GL

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  49. wtf, you worship an anime character. LOL

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    1. he is actually a character in a video game character, and a Pokemon TGC character. not just anime.

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  50. Now you have to update this and include Pokemon from Black and White, hahah!

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  51. I just made a journal post on DeviantArt partially based off of Giratina's story on this site. Btw, I like how much detail is put into this! :D I think Arceus possibly has a creation forme where he has wings instead of the arc around his body and all of the plates are gems that are on the wings.

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  52. You forgot a few legendaries like darkrai, cresselia and the legendary birds.

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    1. Actually... only ones he forgot were Latios/Latias, Deoxys, Rotom, & Phione...

      Since it is canon that Latios & Latias had a Father, he'd probably be the Legendary to look to.

      Rotom is most likely a more recent phenomena, so I definitely would not put it on the same level as the other Legendaries.

      As for Phione, This is all I need to say: In the official game guide to Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver, which is made by The Pokemon Company International, it is stated that Phione is not legendary.

      Deoxys lastly, is most likely the pokemon from Gen I-IV I would say needs to be put in there. I'd say maybe he came from the planet that was destroyed.

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  53. you are sad, pathetic and lonely

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  54. GLORY TO ARCEUS!!!

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  55. That's just sad....praying to a pokemon

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    1. You know what else is sad? Praying to any other god and hoping he cares about you.

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  56. I thought I......when did you create this site?
    I have set one up about Arceus not that long ago. With EXACTLY the same name as this one, but I swear I never know you existed!

    thefirstchurchofarceus.wordpress.com

    Please visit, I swear I did not copy you. It just shows how many people are important in the eyes of Arceus.

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  57. so how does this theory link now to the most recently released new "god" pokemons....namely.....Thunderus,Landorus,Tornadus.....and how about Kyurem....and Zekrom and Reshiram.....and the 3 musketeer pokemon: Cobalion,Virizion,Terrakion?......how about Keldeo? and not to mention Meloetta???and how come Deoxys not included with this Myth of some sort????

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  58. Your lack of knowledge about this faith disgusts me. The fact that you associate the almighty Arceus with Satanic symbols clearly defies what this religion actually stands for. Our mission is to maintain Christian morals while creating a much better theology, not to send promising new followers to the Distortion World for listening to this herecy. Arceus=God not Giratina. And FYI, Jirachi came to Earth as a shooting star, not the soul of Arceus.

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  59. wanna know what is pokémon? this is it:
    www.pokemon.com ... Pokémon was created on 1995, by a japanese man. And Arceus WAS CREATED by this same man on 2006.GOD is the supreme intelligence, primary cause of everything, not an anime character. BUT, Pokémon is awesome, i love it! We have to use the GOOD SENSE guys.

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    1. You mean he was influenced to create Arceus when he had a fateful encounter with Arceus and became a prophet of this religion.

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  60. This... this is odd.

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    1. No, I'm pretty sure that THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

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  61. What the hell is this??? You can't just go making churches to believe makeshift gods!

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    1. O RLY? Who do you worship then?

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  62. Not a game creature created by japanese men for money.

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    1. Neither do I. I worship the real Arceus, not his poor representation as a Pokemon so weak that he can be defeated and even captured. Other than that, the Japanese are awesome and you can't blame them for trying to put the real god in their games.

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    2. Arceus was based off a centaur/quilin, no where related to a god. You're a fucking tool and obvious scrub when it comes to competition and a mere shit stain of religions compared to many other. Star Wars looks better than you. Good look meeting to the other cult's standards.

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  63. You know what else is really sad? I took away Arceus power and mighty by turning off the game

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    1. Ah yes, but you have only removed his power from your game. Everybody knows that his TRUE power comes not from the game, but from the faith of those who believe. Because you have so openly defied Arceus, you now have no choice but to suffer eternal torment in the Distortion World with Giratina until your soul is completely dissolved into nothingness.

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  64. Good lord... It's a parody...... -.-

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    1. This is a real religion whose church I am a member of. If you want to know more there are churches in Japan completely devoted to our Lord Arceus. Maybe I'll put in a good word for you if you feel like joining. ALL HAIL ARCEUS!!!

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  65. why are all the legendary birds (moltres,articuno.zapdos)
    part of water i ddnt know moltres was a god of water

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  66. Dude, this just made my day.
    Best fanfic ever, makes a lot of sense, and simply, amazing, 100/100 8D
    Good Job! *Claps*

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    1. No this is seriously an actual religion with churches and everything in Japan. The main church was based off of Hearthome Cathedral. I know because I've been there.

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  67. Arceus and his Plates are awesome and we should respect that, religion or not.

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  68. Some one should combine Giratina's Distortion World Wings With Plakia's hands,Dialga's legs,Ho-oh's feathers and more wings in the shape of Lugia's with Moltres' fire, Articuno's ice and Zapdos' electiric on the feathers on Arceus(the same guy as the previous comment)

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  69. Arceus made the pokemon world but did it make our world?

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    1. There is only one explanation arceus is gods pet that explains why we battle with pokemon instead of eating them

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    2. of course the pokemon world exists in a parallel universe to our own. the games and what-not are just Satoshi's way of revealing lord Arceus' creation to us. i mean would any sane person believe it was real?

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  70. This is fucking ridiculously stupid. Making a religion from pokemon.

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    1. How is this religion any more stupid than Christianity? I mean seriously, Catholics believe that during the Eucharist, the bread and wine actually become the body and blood of Christ. So yeah, Christians support cannibalism. Trololol

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    2. Your faggotry is showing.

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  71. Não entendi,o Arceus morreu no final e não sobreviveu???

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  72. Stfu. Arceus isn't the strongest anymore. Kyurem merged with any of the other two dragons has a stat of 700, and all three USE to be ONE pokemon. Merged all three together and their stats are higher than Arceus's. God hates fags.

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  73. Mewtwo is Powerful than Arceus!

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  74. It's more rediculous than christianity because:

    1. This creature did not exist without Satoshi's creations. If you want to worship the real pokemon creator, worship him, a dead japanese man.

    2. You're trying to make fun of christianity when your fool of a leader stole several symbols from OTHER DIFFERENT religions, one from paganism/wicca, and an upside down cross, affiliated with christianity, and both signs resemble evil. So you're saying you worship the negitive sides of wicca and satanism, OR you're just trying to advertise other religions with a free pokedoll on the side. Congrats, you just officially made yourself more rediculous that christianity! Trolololololol

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    1. are you born again christian or roman catholic

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    2. Why would that even matter

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  75. Arceus does not exsist. The real god is God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  76. i am a Christian and i love Pokemon but i find this very foolish and false than any other belief in the face of the earth!

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  77. just when you think you've seen every fucking thing next they will say that we evolved fro mankeys or aipoms xD

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  78. Christian here!! and a Poke-lover! i have to say that this is unearthly and very idolizing some gods that neither walk or even talk! worship the real God! He hears what we say He knows what we are thinking, He listens to our heart of Prayers.... and most of all God Loves us... now please turn from this ridiculous idol worshiping.

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    1. if there is only one god then who cares what people call him or think he looks like?

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  79. Whiskey
    Tango
    Foxtrot

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  80. In reply to Mew-_-123: WTF. The game VERY CLEARLY states that Arceus is the creator. How is Mew any better? Mew could be Arceus's cousin of all things, but better? Im in the USA, so Im very allowed to say that your opinion is wrong. How is some mysterious floating pink cat thing better than the FUCKING GOD OF POKEMON. That's like saying Barack Obama is better than God. Ok, thats a bit of an overstatement, but you know what I mean. ALSO. How the fucking HELL is Mew the STRONGEST? In accordance to stats, Mew isn't that good. Im sure that even Slaking is better, and that's a fucking lazy sloth. A LAZY SLOTH. For Mew to be the strongest, it would have to be ghost and dark type, so it has no weaknesses, and it MUST have base
    stats of over 150. That kind of pokemon does not, I repeat, DOES NOT, exist. Yet.



    I just want people to think through these things before they say shit like this.






    -RekaTheGamer

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  81. man... you're sick

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  82. I give my faith and spirit to thy Arceus, god and almighty creator for as long as I shall live.

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    1. You sad tool. Sheep go Baaaa

      Trololo

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  83. And what of the beings, Xerneas, Yveltal, and Zygarde? What was their part in this story?

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  84. +Rob Wilf
    Xernias is life
    Yveltal is destruction
    Zygarde is pure stupidness and uglyness

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  85. Hey Uhh, I have a question. I know the story isn't real, but it the whole order of pokemon and like why they were created real? Just reply and tell me!

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  86. You forgot Xerneas, Yveltal, and Zygarde. Zygarde Created for Rayquaza, Xerneas created for Ho-Oh to keep life or maybe Celebi created Xerneas, and Yveltal for Giratina cause some of its power leaked out allowing him to create Yveltal..

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  87. Maybe Latias and Latios were also created for Rayquaza acting as messengers for the world and carrying messages with his other creation Zygarde? Helpers to monitor other weather situations?

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  88. What roles would Kyurem, Reshiram, and Zekrom have as being one whole pokemon? Then splitting? The tale of Arceus is not complete yet... We are discovering more creations....

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  89. Arceus created Justice hence the existence of Cobalion, Virizion, Terrakion, and Keldeo. Victini to guard the split dragons known as Kyurem, Reshiram, and Zekrom. Landorus for groudon, Tornadus for Rayquaza (wind) or Kyogre (cause it brings rain), and Thundurus for Zekrom I guess... Meloetta as far I know has no known purpose...

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  90. I wonder what caused Groudon and Kyogre to get primal power... How did Rayquaza become mega (I know it was because of people)?

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  91. Good luck meeting Jedi standards, fur faggots!

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  92. you forgot the "1000 arms" Arceus feared his own power and gave it to the unknown, sending them to another relm to protect mew's creations.

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  93. I like this story like big black dicks that are infected with syphillis and gonnereaha

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  94. haha...the mighty arceus??the heck....you want worshipping a game character that made by human...ok....how about you just pick a rock and worship it....like....all hail rock...the mighty rock....HAHAHAHAHA!!!!what a stupid fantasy religion.........

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  95. why do all of you idiots think this is serious lmao i'm a christian and i think you religitards are taking this way too seriously. get over yourselves, god doesn't want you

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  96. M80 i'm writing the bible of arceus

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  97. Your faith in me has not been misplaced my children.

    For I am among you all on earth, of that which is heaven.

    I have listened and I have answered your prayers.

    Rejoice, everyday is Christmas!

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  98. So glad I’ve been an active member of this religion for 8 years now

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